Ever ponder?

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Think nobody knows you're alive? Try missing a payment.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

No one pays attention until you make a mistake.

If I save time, when do I get it back?

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

If the left side of the brain controls the right hand, then only left-handed people are in their right mind.

Police Quotes

These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations.

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets

as we want."

"Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"In God we trust, all others are suspects."