MBBS

Dipetik Dari: Malaysia Today

(Wednesday, March 08, 2006)

Bomoh and Malays are inseparable, says Don

(Bernama) -- The traditional healers in the Malay society, known as bomoh, remain indispensable even
in the modern age of e-medicine.

Prof. Dr Hashim Awang, an academician at the University Malaya's Malay Studies Academy, said the
bomoh would continue to thrive as modern medicine could not cure all human ailments.

USER 1:

We couldn't agree more with the learned professor. That's why all boleh universities these days
train high quality and advanced bomohs in their various University Hospitals. "MBBS" means
Malaysian Bomoh specialising in Bovine Scatology. So fear not fellow citizens, your health is
now fully secured! Semua-nya OK!

USER 2:

Crisis in Malaysia’s public universities?

At least the medical faculties of our pubic universities are doing something right by having the
advance bomoh programs. I understand our MBBS are going to be world recognized spiritual
heelers - i.e. to frighten any manifestation of ghostly chicken flu by making the infection take to
their bacterial heels. We may not have a crisis after all?

Jam Tangan Kanan

Syaikh Al-Bany ditanya:
Kami melihat sebagian orang memakai jam tangan di tangan kanan, dan mereka berkata bahwa
yang demikian itu sunnah, apa dalilnya?

Jawapan:
Kami berpegang teguh dalam masalah ini dengan kaidah umum yang terdapat dalam hadits Aisyah
di dalam Ash Shahih, ia berkata:

Rasulullah menyukai menggunakan (mendahulukan) kanan dalam segala sesuatu, yaitu ketika bersisir,
bersuci, dan dalam setiap urusan.

Dan kami tambahkan dalam hal ini, hadits lain yang diriwayatkan dalam Ash Shahih, bahwa beliau
bersabda:

Sesungguhnya Yahudi tidak mencelup (menyemir) rambut-rambut mereka, karena itu berbedalah
dengan mereka, dengan cara menyemir rambut kalian.

Juga hadits-hadits yang lain yang di dalamnya terdapat perintah untuk berbeda dengan musyrikin.

Maka dari hadits-hadits tersebut dapat kami simpulkan bahwa disunnahkan bagi seorang muslim
untuk bersemangat dalam membedakan diri dengan orang-orang kafir.

Dan sepatutnyalah untuk kita ingat bahwa membedakan diri dari orang kafir, mengandung arti bahwa
kita dilarang mengikuti adat kebiasaan mereka. Maka tidak boleh bagi seorang muslim untuk
menyerupai orang kafir, dan sudah selayaknya bagi kita wntuk selalu tampil beda dengan orang-orang
kafir.

Di antara adat kebiasaan orang kafir adalah memakai jam tangan di tangan kiri, padahal kita
mendapatkan pintu yang teramat luas di dalam syariat untuk menyelisihi adat ini. Walhasil
mengenakan jam tangan di tangan kanan merupakan pelaksanaan kaidah umum, yaitu (mendahulukan)
yang kanan, dan juga kaidah umum yang lain yaitu membedakan diri dengan orang-orang kafir.

Diambil dari Fatwa-Fatwa Syaikh Nashiruddin Al-Albany, Penerbit: Media Hidayah

Jokes 04

Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.

Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.

Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers. (Giants' nails)

Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.

Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.

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Air Force General

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that
moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to
try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.

Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen
slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the
white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers
something into the boy's ear.

Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All
the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.

As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.
"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"

The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle
ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose"