Husband & Wife

HUMOR CASE 1

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent
treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM"

He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious , he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."



HUMOR CASE 2

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"



HUMOR CASE 3

Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad sungguh endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..



HUMOR CASE 4

Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami.

Isteri : Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu?

Suami : Kenapa?

Isteri : Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia
akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak
buat macam tu?

Suami : Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?"