A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
Lady Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.
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