Customer: Waiter, do you serve donkeys?
Waiter: Please sit down Sir, we serve everyone.
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Mam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Mr A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
Mr B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
Mr A: An elephant's.
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