Jokes 03

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .
He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman
who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:

"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say
in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not
an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the
newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

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An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a
test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah.
To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on
the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He
kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that
the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop
the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he
remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man
took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah!